the glib

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

sweetladykisses:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

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scissorception

(Source: minkleburg, via theeoneandonlyknutt)

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   Hm. These shall definitely be put to use eventually.

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    these are so much funnier

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